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g’night memelords and nyan cats

Tags: good night

Anonymous said: terezi + sleepovers

spoopy-smallgae:

headcanon about terezi and sleepovers:

when terezi is with her company at first, she take some time to see how they are. after about 5 minutes she gets bored and starts daring whoever she’s with to do stuff, like making out with one of her scalemates or eating chalk. 

then, when she gets tired, she doesnt stop talking about dragons. every other word she says is dragons. after an hour or so of rambling about them, she passes out wherever she may be. is she in the hallway? she’s passed out. hanging halfway out the window trying to get a scalemate? out cold.

Anonymous said: do you talk to them now

weird question but no, not since i moved.

Anonymous said: sollux + coffee

spoopy-smallgae:

headcanon about sollux and coffee:

when sollux gets coffee, he gets super hyper and wont stop running around. once he was so hyper that he decided he was going to be a cop and he shot his laser eyes at his computer and bad things happened.

Anonymous said: have you ever had a crush on someone in a lower grade than you

yup.

Anonymous said: DAVEREZI 27

avers i know this is you.

27: Meeting at a support group.

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ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

(via spoopy-smallgae)

Tags: cole-slaw35

toddthefoxx:

cole-slaw35:

toddthefoxx:

cole-slaw35:

toddthefoxx:

LOOK AT THE MOTHER FLUFFIN THINGS

WHERE DID YOU GET THESE.

WALMART. I GOT THESE AT WALMART

I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

YOU WANT A PAIR COLE?? WE CAN MATCH XD

PLEASE COLE
A PAIR FOR EACH OF US

Anonymous said: just messaging you today to remind you you're beautiful and wonderful in so many ways!

omgomgomgomgomg

THANK YOU KINDLY

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

aesthetic: 1970s dadcore

  • listens to rush & queen
  • leather jackets and bootcut jeans
  • remembers when lotr gained a cult following
  • played d&d, now DMs for son’s saturday night campaigns
  • connoisseur of cult fantasy art
  • drinks cheap beer in the garage while playing pool
  • smells faintly of cigarette smoke
  • owns a harley
  • gives the distinct impression of being slightly sweaty at all times
  • really, really likes star trek

(via fear-dearest)

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via actors-and-action-figures)

houseofalexzander:

Doing more edits! This code got me stressed out! Xoxo

houseofalexzander:

Doing more edits!
This code got me stressed out!
Xoxo

(via blackreaper1984)

SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I’LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

molliehooper:

  1. soulmates au
  2. childhood best friends au
  3. teacher/student au
  4. teacher/single parent au
  5. one night stand and falling pregnant au
  6. meeting at a coffee shop au
  7. fake relationship au
  8. roommates au
  9. meeting online au
  10. high school popular kid/nerd au
  11. partners in crime au
  12. writer and editor au
  13. co-stars au
  14. lab partners au
  15. meeting in the E.R/A&E au
  16. brand new neighbours au
  17. meeting at a party whilst drunk au
  18. waking up with amnesia au
  19. parents meeting when they take their kids to class au
  20. dysfunctional relationship au
  21. best friends sibling au 
  22. two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
  23. meeting on a train ride au
  24. literally bumping into each other au
  25. librarian/avid reader au
  26. sitting on the same park bench au
  27. meeting at a support group au
  28. knocking on the wrong door au
  29. going away to war au
  30. tourist/knowledgeable local au
  31. prostitute/client au
  32. doctor/companion au
  33. celebrity/fan au
  34. meeting at a masquerade ball au
  35. one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au
  36. living in a society where their love is taboo au
  37. meeting in prison au
  38. cop/person getting a speeding ticket au
  39. long distance relationship au
  40. exes meeting again after not speaking for years au
  41. ghost/living person au
  42. star-crossed lovers au
  43. falling in love with their best friend’s partner au
  44. one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au
  45. pretending to hate each other au
  46. nanny/single parent au
  47. meeting at a festival au
  48. meeting again at a high school reunion au
  49. boss/intern au
  50. going through a divorce au

(via blackreaper1984)

Tags: why not

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via soapchan)